The Investigation<\/p>\n
Witness #1<\/b>: Well, it all began back in \u201809 when they first met in prison.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Witness #2<\/b>: Once we left that day, which I can still remember clearly – it was a rather special day – we began making plans.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Witness #3<\/b>: We first met up at that aquatic-themed restaurant across the street from <\/span>Pitta Pan<\/span><\/i>, called <\/span>Frying Nemo<\/span><\/i>.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Witness #1<\/b>: I always knew they were planning something, but since it took ten whole years I had kind of forgotten about it.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Witness #2<\/b>: On the night of, I think we both knew exactly how it was really going to go down.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Witness #3<\/b>: We grabbed some seats outside under those umbrella-tables, and I asked the waiter for some cold H2O, because believe it or not rebranding water actually does make it taste better.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Witness #2<\/b>: When the waiter asked me what I wanted, I just said H2O too.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Witness #1<\/b>: What? No, how are you the one interrogating me? Why would a waiter ever do that?<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Witness #3<\/b>: When the waiter came back out with the rebranded water, and sandwiches, I had ordered the day before, we both bowed our heads, but our thoughts were scattered.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Witness #2<\/b>: I was first genuinely surprised when I started choking on the sandwich, even though I said I knew it was going to happen I didn\u2019t think he was going to do it like that.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Witness #3<\/b>: But she eventually coughed it out like a projectile right into the palms of my hands, as I got down to propose.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Witness #2<\/b>: And I obv-<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Witness #1<\/b>: Who did it? Dave did. Why wasn\u2019t that your first question?<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Witness #2<\/b>: Describe him? Well, he was wearing this long gothic trench coat.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Witness #3<\/b>: He also had a scar running across his left cheek and eye.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Witness #2<\/b>: Of course we knew him before this, if not for him we never would\u2019ve met all those years back in the prison.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Witness #3<\/b>: So that\u2019s why I invited him to come and maybe get a few photos for our grandchildren, but I never thought he\u2019d actually do what he did.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Witness #1<\/b>: It\u2019s <\/span>my<\/span><\/i> fault though. If not for my <\/span>*sniffle*<\/span><\/i> \u00a0he never would\u2019ve done it.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Man Sued for Violating Section 18-55 of Little Rock\u2019s Code of Ordinances Which States That \u201cNo person shall sound the horn on a vehicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9pm.\u201d<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Man Sues Woman for Driving Around With a License Plate Stating \u201cHONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS!\u201d after 9:00 P.M.<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Recently Engaged Prison Ministers Sues Fast-Food Restaurant for \u201cDiamond-In-The-Sandwich Challenge\u201d Safety Hazard<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Multiple Fast-Food Restaurants sue Disney<\/span><\/i> for Copyright Infringement<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Disney sues Multiple Fast-Food Restaurants for Copyright Infringement<\/span><\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The Investigation Witness #1: Well, it all began back in \u201809 when they first met in prison. Witness #2: Once we left that day, which I can still remember clearly – it was a rather special day – we began making plans. Witness #3: We first met up at that aquatic-themed restaurant across…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":2031,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2030","post","type-post","status-archive","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-misc"],"yoast_head":"\n